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Monday, June 7, 2010

Fractured Fairytales - Kaylee

The Three Little Pigs


To:  The Three Little Pigs,

I hear you are trying to find that wolf and give him some extra revenge.  Well, I just happen to know a little something.  1- he's going to knock on your door, 2 - he is going to turn you into bacon to go with the eggs he stole from the chickens last night and 3 - he's going to save you for dinner.

Now, I'm sure you're thinking, 'Oh, that's crazy.'  But, I'm kind of spying on the wolf.  That means that I know where he lives, right?  He lives secretly next door to your (dead) mother's house.  I guess you're wondering how on Earth she is dead.  Well, Mr Wolf  ate her for breakfast this morning. Pork!
Well, I hope you give that wolf a taste of his own medicine.

From Kaylee.



To Kaylee,

Hi, it's me, Little Pig Number 3.  
You sure were right!  He did knock on our door.  But he didn't turn my brothers into bacon to go with his eggs.  Instead, he turned them into pork chops.  

I still managed to get my revenge.  I told him my family's on the roof.  Of course he climbed up there and fell down the chimney into a big pot of hot, boiling water!  

I invited Little Red Riding Hood around and we had some wolf soup.  Trust me, it was good....You should have come.

Well, I've got to go.  I'm hungry and I still have some leftover wolf soup!  See ya.

From the Little Pig Number Three.


Written by Kaylee, Room 2
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